After the commercial, we're back with the four in the holding cell:
Elaine: I can't believe we're going to the big house...
George: It's big..I wouldn't call it a house....Oh, my god, I'm too vulnerable and pretty to be in jail.
Elaine: You'd better suck it up, pretty boy! (she makes a sucking sound with her lips)
Jerry looks at Kramer, who's lost in thought and looks like he's had a epiphany.
Jerry: Kramer, what's up? Hellooo!
We're now back at Monks, to the scene where they've decided to go to Paris.
Jerry: Yo, Earth to Kramer!!
Kramer shakes his head.
Kramer: Hey, where am I?
George: You're at the coffee shop. Where'd you go?
Elaine: Yeah, it's like you zoned out for a while.
Kramer: Uh, I don't know. I just had some kind of vision.
Jerry: That would be a first. Anyway, we're flying to Paris!!!
George and Elaine cheer. Kramer looks stunned.
Kramer: Fly to Paris?? We can't do that. We'll have a mishap and be forced to land and be put on trial and have our terrible lives exposed. I can't let that happen!! I have to change my miserable ways!!!
He lets out a yelp and runs out of the cafe.
Elaine: My God, what happened to him?
George: I've never seen him act that way, even for Kramer.
Jerry (starts to get up): Poor guy, we'd better go after him.
Elaine and George also start to get up, then the waitress comes with their food.
Waitress: Here's your order.
The three sit back down, instantly forgetting about Kramer.
Seinfeld: It's about time.
Elaine: Yeah, I'm starved.
Waitress: Is your friend coming back?
George: Probably not. Here, I'll take his dish. I'm starving.
The three start to chow down.
End scene
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